mondofundae's posterous http://mondofundae.posterous.com Most recent posts at mondofundae's posterous posterous.com Fri, 26 Nov 2010 14:19:00 -0800 Animals FACE OFF!!! http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/11/animals-face-off.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/11/animals-face-off.html
This is kinda insane but I have been interested in pitching various animals against each other just to see which one wins.
Like wouldn't you want to know who would win in a match between and crocodile and a shark, or a grizzly and a siberian tiger or a hippo against a lion.
Anyways after months of time pass googling and reading from several sources- I can say I am pretty well informed in this depatrment. So starting from today I am going to pitch one animal against the other and tell you how it is going to go.
Who knows may be we can make it a knock out tournament to see which animal is the best fighter.

Special thanks to Umar who helped me a lot with my research on the craazy nights in Trivandrum.

First off
Croc Vs the Hippo

Crocodiles
The salt-water crocs in Australia grow to a length of 21 ft and weigh an astonishing 1200 kgs. They have one of the most powerful bites in the animal kingdom. The hide is very very thick and the tail packs a powerful whack for those who think they can attack it from behind.
The can swim upto speeds of 25 kmph, but need to come to the surface to breathe.

Hippos
They are one of the most dangerous animals in the whole of Africa(lions included). They weigh about 1800-2000 kgs. They are very aggressive and extremely territorial. And they kill a lot of humans. Only that this happens in africa so its not a big deal.

The Battle-field: a swampy slow moving river with a bank for the loser to run for safety.

Result(Extremely surprising): The Hippo wins 10/10 times. The croc stands no chance. The hippos jaw will snap the croc in half and before he knows it he'l be a suitcase and a pair of boots.
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Thu, 25 Nov 2010 03:36:00 -0800 My ride to whitefield, Jugaad and why India is growing despite itself http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/11/my-ride-to-whitefield-jugaad-and-why.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/11/my-ride-to-whitefield-jugaad-and-why.html

Every day I ride to whitefield, and yes its very very tiring. But what choice do I have. Going by bus is not an option- it takes double the time and is extremely boring. So riding is the best option. But it still takes an hour.

But after going riding for about 2 weeks I started finding ways to make my journey shorter. I go through gullies, riding on the footpath on some occasions and occasionally during extreme jams. I also squeeze between cars and change lanes to make maximum use of the little pockets of free road.

Contrary to being indisciplined, I think it makes sense that some of us do this. It reduces the load on the already clogged road. When a few people do this, it reduces the jams and makes maximum use of the resources. Occasionally the odd amateur creates a bigger jam. But thats just a learning experience. Soon he finds ways to get home faster without delaying himself or others. I know this is not the ideal thing to do. But I am not riding on ideal roads.

I guess this applies to India as well. The resources are never adequate. So people start finding shortcuts to work around that and the system. Making most use of our precious resources is what has kept us growing.

India cannot be compared to the west were resources are in abundance. Here people need to be more innovative, creative and have to really think out of the box. And this happens at the lowest levels- from rural India to small traders and businesses.

Now back to whitefield, if everybody maintained a minimum of 2 feet distance between the vehicle in front of you- the jam would look orderly but would be a mile long.

So before you comment saying "See the west. Everything is so orderly"... remember at some level it is our disorderliness which is helping us grow- and right now at a tremendous pace.

I would also like to share this post which I read recently

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/opinion/columnists/swaminathan-s-a-aiyar/Jugaad-is-our-most-precious-resource/articleshow/6313513.cms

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Thu, 25 Nov 2010 03:34:00 -0800 Best Dosa of Bengaluru!!! http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/11/best-dosa-of-bengaluru.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/11/best-dosa-of-bengaluru.html

I wanted to create a post about all the best dosa in namma Bengaluru. So here goes!!

Masala dosa-----> CTR.

Tried Vidyarthi Bhavan( was the undisputed winner till eating at CTR and Vidyarthi Bhavan on consecutive days proved it that CTR was by faaaar the better place for masala dosas). Though for the whole Dosa experience a lot more places come to mind.

Sid and I had an argument/discussion and these were our finalists

  • CTR
  • Vidyarthi Bhavan
  • Dwaraka
  • Janardhan
  • Janatha hotel
  • India Coffee house, Queen's road
  • South Indies
  • Dakshin
  • Adigas
  • Komala, Frazer town
  • Empire, Church street (Dosa paneer butter masala combo)
  • Pecos, Rest house road (Dosa and veg/chicken curry combo)
  • New Krishna Bhavan, Balakpet
  • Malabar, Balakpet
  • MTR
  • Jayanagar Dosa camp
  • Food street, Sajjan Rao circle

If anybody has any other place to mention in the list, feel free to comment.

Also your mom's dosa doesn't count cuz I meant commercial joints.

The plan is to go eat a dosa at each place on separate days and rate the complete dosa experience. Who is in?

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Mon, 24 May 2010 05:22:00 -0700 Things I do which I can't explain myself http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/05/things-i-do-which-i-cant-explain-myself.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/05/things-i-do-which-i-cant-explain-myself.html

I am a paranoid about symmetry. Especially with my feet and hands.

With my hands it is along the X,Y and Z axes. If I make an action with my hand where in my hand pointing along an imaginary X axes, I HAVE TO make the same action along the Y and Z axes relative to the X axis.

With my feet(which is limited in movement compared to my hands) the symmetry is with respect to 45degrees axis on the X-Y plane.

If i go to sleep on one side, and if I do wake up, i turn over to maintain symmetry.

I remember phone numbers by thinking of deep, intricate links between the numbers and positions of the numbers- with the logic mostly involving prime numbers.

I multiply numbers using the overs concept. Let me explain. If you ask me 42*7, in my mind it is 42 overs is 252 balls + 42 runs for runrate of 7, so 294.

I usually change the gear of my bike when the Tacho meter needle and the speedometer needle is almost parallel.

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Tue, 04 May 2010 18:06:00 -0700 This for you bugger! http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/05/this-for-you-bugger.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/05/this-for-you-bugger.html

You're lucky if you have one person in the world whom you can tel anything, be yourself completely, who has been there for you and you know will be there no matter what.
I have somebody like that.
Somebody I can call at 3 at night to "cant" and know the only thing he will say is "I'll walk down, pick me up".
Somebody who along with me is a permanent member of the Padmini Convention.
The only person who will wholeheartedly drink OT with water along with me, not bothering about the taste.
Someone who was with me full time during my worst and best.
Someone who I can talk bout family problems, girl friend issues, a muscle tear, exercises in the gym or about Hindu mythology.
Someone with whom I can argue "ferrari vs Mclaren", "Federer vs Nadal", "Aamir vs Srk" and still request for the same song at the end of a session.
Someone who will come with me at 2.30 in the night with a beer in hand under a spooky haunted looking tree - just to feel it.
Someone with whom I can play a TT series for "who wins 100 matches first"
Someone whom I can listen to Eminem, flo rida, Rahman and Calypso in one night.
The only other permanent member on the "porch" playing bridge.
Someone who will always be my wife even if I marry someone else.
Miss you bugger

This post doesn't mean I am gay.
This post doesn't mean I am in love with him, or may be it does

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Thu, 18 Mar 2010 06:36:00 -0700 WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEPSI'S ADVERTISING http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/03/what-is-wrong-with-pepsis-advertising.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/03/what-is-wrong-with-pepsis-advertising.html
I love ads. Creative, well made ads are a treat and are very enjoyable. It is when the ads are stupid, and you are forced watch them in between every over, it makes you start hating the damn product/company.
Remember Pepsi's ads during the 1996 cricket world cup. The whole "nothing official about it" theme, the "More cricket, more Pepsi" theme in retaliation to Coke's "Eat cricket, sleep cricket, drink only Coco-Cola" ads. The rivalry between coke and Pepsi ads on the national and the global scene was legendary. Remember the kite flying between Sachin and Amitabh in the Pepsi ads.
Those ads very nice.
Pepsi always had a good campaign, unlike Hero Honda who I think has the worst ad campaign ever. I hate Hero Honda's ads so much that now I has even affected my liking for the company.
In justification to my hatred for Hero Honda, please please watch this ad.... .....This one of the worst ads I have ever seen.

Back to Pepsi, Pepsi roped in Ranbhir, and coke roped in Imran. Both are young upcoming actors. Both the ads are wired during the IPL matches. I like the Imran ad where he is in a bus drinking coke from an invisible bottle. Not an awesome ad but I like it.
But the Pepsi ad, where some weird dude in a weirder voice says "Drink Pepsi now" and Ranbhir says yes and drinks it. Then there is some seriously irritating background music which goes like "Naa naa na na na Youngisthan ka Wow" with an even more irritating Ranbhir displaying a stupid toothy smile.
I used to like Ranbhir before the ad, now I find him irritating. And personally, the ad spoils my IPL.

This is my list of the most Pissing off ads during this IPL

  • The Akshaye Kumar's stupid laughing Videocon mobile ad.
  • The Havell's ad where people look up to pray and then there is a stupid fan which wont let you down.
  • The Spice ad where the kids say in classroom talking about some bua in UK - How is it even related to Spice.
  • The "Youngisthan ka Wow" Pepsi ad.
  • The JK cement ad where a girl in a bikini walks out of the water and they say JK cement. (this ad is not aired much during IPL but it had to be on this list)
  • All the Hero Honda ads......EVER.

The ads which I like are
  • The coke ad with Imran.
  • The Docomo ads are nice.
  • The Airtel ads with Sharman Joshi.
  • The Sprite ads...all of them.
  • The Nokia-KKR become a coach ad
  • And the best of them all- for the creativity,for how well it is made, and for creating that anticipation for the ads among the viewers- THE HUTCH ZOZO CAMPAIGN.

So Pepsi please change your ad, Hero Honda.. PLEASE STOP ADVERTISING

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Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:27:00 -0800 MAJGE.......priceless http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/03/majgepriceless.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/03/majgepriceless.html I remember last year around feb, I was working at Rida, no job security, things were going baad, was financially in an unenviable situation. Things were not going good on several fronts, pressure from home about why TCS hadn't called yet. I used to go the Sri Vinayaka Bakery and drink majge - it used to cost rs 4 then. There were several occasions when I did not have cash to pay for my majge. I had an account there, so I used to tell aunty "Ivaga dudd illa..naale".
Things changed. I left Bangalore, went to Trivandrum, then Hyderabad. Whenever I came to Bangalore I made sure I visited that shop whenever I was passing that way. Aunty always remembered me and asked me how I was.
I got a transfer to Bangalore. My office is very close to Rida now. Today I was passing by that shop and I decided to stop for majge. From being totally broke, no security and depressed and low on confidence to being atleast a little financially stable, with job security, a happier and a more confident person....a lot has changed in one year. But sitting on the roadside and drinking the same magje was awesome..After drinking my majge I opened my wallet only to find a Rs500 note. So I had to tell aunty "Change illa aunty, next time".
It was like the master card add where everybody is fighting for the bill.
A majge at aunty's 5rs....saying "Ivagilla aunty naale kodthini"..PRICELES

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Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:56:00 -0800 Wht's the BUZZ bout BUZZ http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/02/whts-buzz-bout-buzz.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/02/whts-buzz-bout-buzz.html
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First of all....BUZZ ROCKS
This is not just cuz Google is awesome, but BUZZ actually rocks.. I didn't say this bout Wave because quite simple Wave didn't create that BUZZ( pun very much intended).
The best thing that Google did was integrate onto gmail. So that basically did 2 things
  • Integrate all of Google's services with their social networking platform which makes it one complete stop for somebody who justs logs online.
  • Since all your Gmail contacts are there, they already have a big user base to start of from and that just makes it better for social networking.
What I think will help is that people should choose how they want their notifications- where they want it by mail or some other option like how it is on Facebook.
The privacy settings people are talking about are really stupid. Obviously Google made them such that you can change it. People just hear that the privacy setting on Buzz are bad and believe it with out trying out for themselves.
But what will Buzz mean for Twitter and Facebook
  • Twitter will lose out on a lot more than Facebook as they have a smaller user base at 58mil.. Also Buzz is very Real-time so this is exactly what will hurt Twitter.
  • Facebook will lose out on a fair chunk of users. But it will take a lot more time for that. But I know for a fact that a lot of my friends are using Buzz to communicate and network. I still use facebook, but now I keep in touch through Buzz.

So this is how I think it is. What goes around comes around.

Orkut(Google)-----> Facebook---->Buzz
So if anybody agrees with me, feel free to BUZZ ME!!

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Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:48:00 -0800 my Resolutions for 2010 http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/01/my-resolutions-for-2010.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/01/my-resolutions-for-2010.html
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These are my resolutions for 2010. I am putting them up here and uploading the link on Facebook as I want to make it as public as possible. So if anybody sees me lax regarding these, you can point it out to me. If anybody catches me lax more than 3 times regarding any one of the resolutions below- a treat in corner house is awaiting.

So here goes
  • I am going to exercise for an hour a minimum of 3 days a week.
  • I am going to be more involved at home and spend more time wid my grandparents(this one is for you maa).
  • I will get more organized and disciplined and keep up my time.( this is for you paa).
  • I personally feel I can talk better, so I am going to work on that.
  • I am going to read a minimum of 3 books a month.
  • There will be a minimum of 2 posts per week on my blog.
  • Improve mind control.
  • Will work on being in a calmer state of mind.
  • Take better care of my health, so no more chocolates at adda :(
  • I will save up atleast 50% of my salary(again this one is for my dad).
  • I WILL CONTINUE TO REMAIN AWESOME ;)

Constraint:Points can be added on to these but they cannot removed from these.

Additions: I vow to be positive, more efficient and think big in all my actions.

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Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:33:00 -0800 Pyaar Impossible http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/01/pyaar-impossible.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2010/01/pyaar-impossible.html
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The fact that you try to mix up a romantic comedy with data theft and an irritating kid is not what f***s it up. What does is the fact that Uday Chopra has decided not only to act but also produce and write the story and asks his even bigger flop friend J
ugal Hansraj to direct it.

Since the stupidity quotient in the movie is sooo huge I have decided to classify them into major and minor.

MINOR stuff
  • Priyanka Chopra is the PR head and Marketing head of her company, and she plays a major role in all deals related to products struck by the company.
  • She goes to these meetings dressed like she's on the beach in Hawaii.
  • Though she studies in some shitty university, got pregnant at 18, been a single mom since then - she's managed to become the Marketing head of a company at the age of 25.
  • Mr Dimwit Uday creates a brilliant operating system which is stolen by Dino Morea in 2mins by Copy-Paste method.
  • The deal is struck by PR head Priyanka and the software is immediately deployed.
  • Priyanka's daughter is 6, yet has more gyaan to give than a 40 yr old.
  • Uday Chopra prevents Dino Morea from showing the software by putting a user account password.
  • The only person stupider than Uday Chopra's character Abhay Sharma is Uday Chopra himself.

MAJOR stuff
  • Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie.
  • Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie with his own story.
  • Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie with his own story and decided to act in it.
  • Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie with his own story and decided to act in it and ask his even bigger flop friend Jugal to direct it.
VERDICT: Watching this movie even for sexy Priyanka is not worth it.

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Mon, 21 Dec 2009 12:34:00 -0800 Twitter's Revenue Model http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/12/few-days-back-number-tweets-exceeded.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/12/few-days-back-number-tweets-exceeded.html
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Few days back, the number tweets exceeded the world population.
Also Twitter got to know about a recent small earthquake faster than the local media could get to know about it.
They have 70million users and they’ve grown 1300 odd% in a year.
But yet they don’t have a revenue model and don’t make any money.
So here are a few things I think they can do to become profitable.



  • Divide the screen space and display ads.
    This is a tough one as people like Twitter for its simplistic view. But still there is a lot of screen space they can utilize. They can probably divide the page and on one side are the ads related tweets. These tweets can have graphical content which will stand out in comparison to the text based tweets. To tweet here ( lets call it b-tweets) you need to pay something to Twitter. They could charge you per tweet or per month with a usage limit or for the data content. Put in a lot of options which will give a lot of choice for businesses.

  • Customized feeds.
    Twitter should ask people if they would like to subscribe for customized feeds of they're interests. Something like Yahoo does when you sign up, they ask you to check your interests. There would some people who would check for something which would make a portion of the users not complain about ads since they asked for it. Of course others like us should have the option of not getting any ads on our personal area.

  • Communities/ Fan clubs
    Twitter should also have this thing like fans/communities where people with similar interests could have conversations. I think since Twitter is so open, there is no directions to the tweets; which is nice in a way but people should be able to direct it if they want to. Twitter could charge businesses for starting these communities to give people info about their product/services.

  • Strike a deal with GOOGLE
    Also Twitter can strike a deal with Google and allow Google to access their site for real-time searches. This works for Google as well as they need to combat Facebook on the real time search front.(btw It takes a Facebook with 360mil users and Microsoft to take on Google and Google still rocks!!!)

  • I still haven’t given this much thought; I need to come up with more points.

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    Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:29:00 -0800 Paa http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/12/paa.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/12/paa.html
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    I watched Paa last night.
    I loved the movie. Amitabh Bachchan has acted really really well and my respect for him as an actor went up a few notches yesterday.
    They story revolves around Auro- a 13 year old kid suffering from Progeria, a condition of advanced aging. Auro is the illegimate child of Vidya(Vidya Balan) and Amol Arte(Abhishek Bachchan).

    Amitabh's expressions and body language as a 13year old kid is simply amazing. Vidya Balan has acted really well too. Movies with a "different" story suit Vidya more than those which involve wearing skirts and dancing. She has this raw beauty about her and she'd still be as beautiful when she just wakes up as she is all decked up. Ofcourse, since I'm head over heals in love with her, I could be slightly biased.The movie was directed excellently, the songs by Illayaraja were superb- especially the 'gumm summ gumm' song which I am totally crazy about. There was this background score which sounded like a tape recorder barely able to play- yet playing all the time which added to the effect.
    All in all a lovely touching movie and a must watch for all ages.

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    Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:18:00 -0800 SWAMIYE SHARANAM AIYAPPA http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/12/swamiye-sharanam-aiyappa.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/12/swamiye-sharanam-aiyappa.html Yesterday there was a pooja for Aiyappa swamy at my aunt's apartment complex. I wanted to go out of belief to Swami Aiyappa. It was a huge gathering of about 300 people. The arrangements were done nicely with huge mantaps for Ganesha, Subramanya, Venkateshwara and of course Aiyappa.
    I went there thinking I would just have a darshan, mangalarthi, take my prasad and go. There was loud music playing due to which i was not able to hear anything on a call i received. Feeling a little irritated I thought to myself "what a waste-all the flowers and lighting. that money could have been used elsewhere to provide food for the homeless.etc".There was some sort of orchestra by devotees who were all going in a group to Sabarimale. I actually started enjoying the songs and watching people sing with devotion. It was very nice. Everything from the songs, the singer, the little metal plates banged to add to the music, the casio- I enjoyed it thoroughly.
    Of late since about a year or so, my religious activity involved going to the temple or saying a few prayers here and there. I felt I had lost the connection I had spiritually and it had become more of a routine. Recently I had been having a lot of negative thoughts which led me to move into a negative spiral. Attending to pooja, listening to the songs sung there has some how helped me get out of that negative spiraland I am really thankful for that. And I am seeing some form of that spiritual connection resuming again.
    When I'm back in Bangalore I want to attend some bhajans more frequently. There is this Hanuman temple near Sophia's where every saturday there are bhajans sung. Looking forward to going for that every saturday.

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    Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:33:00 -0800 TRIVANDRUM http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/12/trivandrum_08.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/12/trivandrum_08.html
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    I hated Trivandrum at first. Why would I? It was nothing like Bangalore. Also I went there at the wrong time. What added to that was I went there alone, usually batches from a college are called together. The fact that there is a very schoolish atmosphere at TCS there with rules everywhere did not help. I also went during peak summer and was given really lousy accomodation there. So I guess the first month and half at Trivandrum I became a loner. Preferred staying alone.

    This was the absolute rejection phase where I could not like anything about the place. But the surprising thing was when I came down to Bangalore- and I did try coming as much as I could- I missed the peace I had there. Nobody to bother you, away from the problems, so close to nature everything.

    Gradually I started accepting the place as it is, without any comparison. Started making new friends. I actually started like it. Soon it was like I was finding excuses to not go back during long weekends.

    The best part about Trivandrum is that though it is the capital, it is such a laid back city. The place I was staying at is just a km and a half from the sea. There is this fisherman’s beach called which is completely empty. Much better than the commercial Kovalam beach which was just 2 kms away from where I stayed. The view from CLC( Corporate Learning Centre, TCS) is just amazing. Just coconut trees which looks like grass from the distance and the Arabian sea. The view from top is beautiful, the sea on one side and the start of the western ghats on the other.

    My favourite place is varkala, where I’ve had so many fond memories. Sleeping on the beach, all night, drunk; going swimming pretty far into sea, standing on the cliff viewing the sea on one side and hills and greenery on one side while drinking beer. This has to be one of my favourite places in the whole world - not that I have travelled much- but still.

    The place I stayed at is called TCS Executive Hostel. There is this little stream flowing just behind it- you could go sit there for hours and not hear anything other birds chirping and frogs croaking. There was this bar called B6 just close by where almost everybody from TCS would be there on Friday nights – they had to be there- there were no other bars nearby.

    I came there during a really really tough period in my life, and I changed, and matured and learnt a lot. I made a lot of good friends – Rohith, Mamatha, Umar, Liza, Mansa, Rajath, Pawan, Ashok, Malli, Pooja, Bhanu, Chivu, Manohar, Harsha, Lovepreet ( yes that’s a name), Mindri, Praveen, Sameer, of course our HR Shafiq and Finance guy Ashutosh and Cheta from the Nayar shop and anybody else I might have missed out on. You made my stay awesome. Especially Rohith, Mansa and Umar

    Thank you Trivandrum- my favourite place in the world( along with Bangalore that is)

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    Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:31:00 -0800 My Farmville prediction http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/12/my-farmville-prediction.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/12/my-farmville-prediction.html
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    I think farmville is going to slowly lose its popularity and people will start getting bored of it. i personally don't play farmville much though my farm is now well maintained by my sister. Prefer Tennis Mania. But I know lots of people who do, but are not that rampant now as they were before. Farmville was differnt( though the idea was ripped off from elsewhere and implemented on a farm). The fact that you could interact with your friends and pass on gifts and fertilize their farms made it a very good social networking game. People who did not keep in touch were suddenly sending gifts to each other everyday. Also building something from scratch is nice and people started having farms. The fact that you needed to come back and harvest your crop regularly made it addictive and made sure people did not leave theirs farms. Soon there were competitions among friends to see who has a better farm.
    But then what happened, or is happening or I think will happen is - people cant afford to spend so much time on their farms. When the excitement/ interest for a certain thing is more than the value you place on the time taken, you go ahead with it. Slowly the excitement of people is coming down. After you have a nice farm with a cow shed and 3-4 tractors- What next? There doesn't seem to be a definite end to building your farm which makes people lose the sense of achievement after adding something to your farm.Its like when you buy a new house you are all excited about decorating it and you keep buying stuff and doing your interiors. After sometime when you are settled , you don't really have to interest to keep doing more. The fact that your crop dies if you don't harvest it soon enough will further bore people and make them want to leave the farm altogether. That coupled with the fact that you don't have a "harvest all" option and that little fella takes so much time to move all over the farm makes it very time consuming.
    So however popular it is, Farmville is on the decline. Give me a car racing game or a tennis mania game -where I can just play a game and forget about it - anyday

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    Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:28:00 -0800 My Dad's India and mine http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/12/my-dads-india-and-mine.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/12/my-dads-india-and-mine.html I Was discussing with my dad the other day about a friend wanting to quit TCS and join a start up with a friend. He found the idea absurd and gave his usual "you youngsters are not wise" dialogue. Now the wisdom of my friend not taken into account, the idea atleast must atleast be appreciated. But coming from a reasonably conservative middle class family, my dad's reaction is not all that wrong.
    Back in those days, there weren't too many good jobs around. Now we have so many options.The existing jobs were mainly in the public sector. Job security was paraount. If you were in a decent paying job for a long long time, your future was secure. My dad's India did just tat and secured their future and ours. They saved up money-no frivolous spending- not like there were any good places to hang out and spend your money anyways. They not only secured their future but ours as well.
    Now if you look at Maslow's hierarchy of needs, if you don't have food water and shelter, you really cant think of job satisfaction or about making the world a better place. So our parents did just that. Secured the food- shelter part. There is another physiological need which is considered a bad bad thing- but lets not get into that. So now that level was set up, the next generation that is us could try for the higher levels. Which is why there are a lot more start ups, lot more people thinking about global warming etc.I think that India is growing the way it is because of the fundation set up by the previous generation. So we shouldn't be thinking that they are conservative. We can be the modern and fast moving because they were steady and conservative.
    So when my dad thinks that sticking to a job which provides security is the way to go, he is just trying to come to terms with the change he helped to bring about.

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    Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:41:00 -0800 CAT online http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/12/cat-online.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/12/cat-online.html
    * this was a draft written loong back. It is the same for CAT' 10 as well

    I have been busy over to past 10 days or so, so no new posts. Wrote Cat 09.. this is what i felt about it

    • There were only 60 questions. So from being a '180 questions' paper a few years agon, it is now has only 60. this definitely removes speed from the equation. Gone are those times when you didnt even have time to read all the questions.
    • Last year and the year before that, the questions were waay tougher. This time might not have been sitters but they definitely weren't all that tough to crack.
    So basically Cat 09 was a very "feel good' Cat. Everybody came out feeling good about themselves. There in lies the problem.
    Now Cat is not easy for sure to crack and the competition is intense. Very. So now what happens is since the questions were relatively easy and less in number, at the top, say 95 percentile and above, it will be very very close. The gap between the 98 and the 95 will be very very little. In such cases a little luck in one question could even swap a 98er and a 92er which sucks.This time, I just woke up from a hang over and went to write the cat with out solving a single sum. Since I had nothin to lose, I attempted almost everything which I thought would help me. But since the new Cat was craaaaazy, everybody's attempted just the same which really makes the luck factor play a big part of the equation.

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    Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:38:00 -0800 My fav Barney theory http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/11/my-fav-barney-theory.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/11/my-fav-barney-theory.html
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    Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he died. They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I DIED yesterday!” and they’d be all, “Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…” and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude’d be like “Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro…” And he’s not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it’s SUNDAY, so everyone’s in church already, and they’re all in there like “Oh no, Jesus is DEAD”, and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin’ up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s when he invented the high five. That’s why we wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait…. True story.

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    Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:35:00 -0800 The Relationship Bank http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/11/relationship-bankwe.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/11/relationship-bankwe.html We can compare relationships to banking accounts.
    Everytime you do something nice for the other, your crediting onto your account.The arguments and fights and misunderstandings debit from your relationshp account. Now there are things that you do, like the big things such as travelling together or spending the entire day together, these are big amounts that are credited. But they are few and far apart( Cuz doing them regularly is going to debit a lot from your actual account). My advice is to not rely on these big transactions. They're bonuses. For eg going on a trip or an expensive dinner to make up for fights doesnt make sense. But there are small things you can credit into your account on an everyday basis which on the long run adds a lot to the Relationship account( henceforth referred to as RA). They are things such as calling during to work just to tell the other person that they're on your mind, or telling them how much you appreciate what they did or telling each other what happened all day just before you sleep etc..These things ensure you have enough balance in your RA during the tough times. i.e your relationship is deep enough for both of you to fight through the tough times.
    Now there are 2 ways most relationships handle their accounts.Like all accounts, the RA needs to keep growing. Remaining stagnant is not an option.

    • Some draw big, deposit big. These couples have crazy fights and the lows are extremely low.But similarly the highs are extremely high. Such relationships are lot more volatile and more exciting.
    • Some draw small, deposit small. Now these relationships are a lot more stable but not that exciting. The highs are just not high enough.

    My relationship is more of the first sort. But over time we've noticed that we're spending too much from the RA and even though we're depositing quite a bit, the balance is not increasing much. So gradually a cost cutting phase has occured where we are trying to reduce the big withdrawals. To a large extent constantly keeping your mind on cost cutting makes you spend less. Here even maturity which I think has come over a 8-9 months of long distance has helped a lot.


    Now investments. As the saying goes never live beyond your means, Never plan an investment (could be anything from meeting each others parents to planning marriage to having a common bank account to moving in togther) where you don't have the means to pay it through. So unless you have a sufficient balance, the investment is never safe.The investment differs from person to person. For some meeting the parent may not be such a big deal, where as for some it is a significant thing.


    Locking of Investments. Sometimes some couples have invested so much in the relationship that though they know it is not going in the right direction, the are not able to disinvest. It is like being the relationship because you know no other way. Comparing this to the US credit crunch, when too many people have their money locked in investments they cant come out of easily, it reduces the liquidity in the market. Here it might be the number of eligible girls who you can start an RA with but she's locked in a dead investment :p

    Also the return of investment . You dont invest something where you dont get good returns. Here the returns are stability, somebody to depend on with whom both of you can grow and help each other reach their max. Many couples forget this fact that the relationship should not be a liability but a bonus.

    I am no relationship expert but I think if you look at relationships on the long run with these parameters, you will be able to get more out of your RA .

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    Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:05:00 -0800 My Shared Auto http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/11/my-shared-auto.html http://mondofundae.posterous.com/2009/11/my-shared-auto.html
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    Aerial view of a Shared Auto

    I travel everyday to work in a shared auto. The concept of a shared auto is something like a extremely scaled down version of a bus. The share auto guys go from one point to another along a popular path. They have regular pickup/drop off points enroute.

    I start of near Ameerpet where the Share auto starts. Since it is the starting point, the autos are usually empty. The auto drivers wait till the auto is 75% filled i.e about 6 customers before leaving the place. So usually when I get into my auto I am made to wait a good 15mins before it actually leaves. He keeps moving the auto in random directions around a particular point(usually a bus stop) making a mess of the traffic and irritating the hell out of the bus driver.
    Now this is a normal auto seen in most cities. But how people sit inside is a little different. In the rear- where normally 3 medium sized men can squeeze in- about 4 people are made to sit. Usually plump ladies with huge bags of vegetables or wailing kids on their laps. Sitting here is a luxury. The priority order goes like this - First ladies, then old men, then huge men, then middle aged men. So the smaller built young men like are usually made to sit in front next to the auto driver.Now in front there is a single seat with extended flaps on either side. The auto driver sits at the front edge of his seat. 2 men sit on either side of the driver. 2 more men are made to sit bside them. Usually the unlucky ones like me get this priveleged Corner. The area covered by my posterior will probably be about 5sq cm. I have to hold onto my bag in one hand and to my life in another. It is advisable to turn your neck at an uncomfortably weird angle to avoid the smelly armpit of the person just next to you.
    This ride coupled with really horrible dichik dichik Telugu music costs me just Rs 15 :)

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